{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Thursday, 22-Nov-12 22:22:44 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2116771","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lord Imperious Delirious\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> that happens on black friday. Someone got trampled to death at a Best Buy or something around here last year."}