{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Saturday, 24-Nov-12 04:14:48 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2120253","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Delicious Mexican Food\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> NO. ONE OF MY METAPHORS MADE SENSE FOR ONCE. DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME."}