{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Something (theidiotking)'s status on Saturday, 24-Nov-12 06:46:18 UTC","author_name":"Someone Something (theidiotking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theidiotking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2120617","html":"I ate a cookie off the ground, was it worth possibly getting hyper space herpes? Probably"}