{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)'s status on Saturday, 24-Nov-12 07:38:12 UTC","author_name":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/liquidusmira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2120786","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/24175\" class=\"url\" title=\"Super Potato\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">breadpudding<\/span><\/a><\/span> According to Wikipedia's handy list of American minimum wages, you live nowhere."}