{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Saturday, 24-Nov-12 17:30:58 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2121667","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2959\" class=\"url\" title=\"Kaiba (formerly Ponydude)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">widget<\/span><\/a><\/span> Quick, cut it off and send it away on a titanic, hopefully it will meet the same demise."}