{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:33:49 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2128331","html":"Dear Princess Celestia, OH GOD CRAP OUCH my scissors can totally cut through human flesh I'M BLEEDING I NEED A BANDAGE! D: Signed, your faithful subject, Scribus."}