{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Caim (car)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Nov-12 20:44:42 UTC","author_name":"Caim (car)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/car","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2132800","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26947\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">juicyorange<\/span><\/a><\/span> Actually, it's pretty easy. There's just about no woman of worth around here (I've checked.) So avoid them is as easy as petting my cat."}