{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Loegan Olson (noinvites)'s status on Thursday, 29-Nov-12 01:24:37 UTC","author_name":"Loegan Olson (noinvites)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/noinvites","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2133717","html":"I found out that my toaster isn't waterproof.                I was shocked."}