{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-12 03:58:47 UTC","author_name":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)","author_url":"http:\/\/www.rainbowdash.net\/flaredancer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2139444","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/protip\" rel=\"tag\">Protip<\/a><\/span>: Don't spill super glue on your thighs. That ruttin' hurts..."}