{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derp (jojoax)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-12 04:02:09 UTC","author_name":"derp (jojoax)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jojoax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2139456","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10686\" class=\"url\" title=\"Flare Dancer (Jenna)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flaredancer<\/span><\/a><\/span> lol my dad once super-glued his big toe to the floor. aside from that it works great on cuts and stuff, he had a gash on his head that needed stitches and we were out camping so instead of ruining camping he just put some superglue on it and tied his hair in a knot around it and it healed just fine :D"}