{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-12 04:24:47 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2139540","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Shin Kanzato\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">anarchycarcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm not sure if I have nine more jokes that I made, but I can tell you some I've heard! But here's one I made first: Q: What is the only scientific instrument to get a degree? A: a <i>graduated<\/i> cylinder!"}