{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-12 16:36:39 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2141042","html":"Why did Father Christmas find himself unable to trust his workers?  Because he had low elf esteem.  #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/gherkinsadventcalendar\" rel=\"tag\">GherkinsAdventCalendar<\/a><\/span>"}