{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Something (theidiotking)'s status on Sunday, 02-Dec-12 04:57:37 UTC","author_name":"Someone Something (theidiotking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theidiotking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2142912","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7885\" class=\"url\" title=\"Seth Edwards\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">noirbatch<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wait... orphans cry arms and legs? Thaaaaaat explains why they were left"}