{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Monday, 03-Dec-12 04:56:13 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2145275","html":"I just drank out of the water I had out that had a dead mosquito in it. Gee, wonder what kinds of diseases I have now."}