{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jasper Synth (jsynth)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Dec-12 00:16:59 UTC","author_name":"Jasper Synth (jsynth)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jsynth","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2149361","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9619\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mike M\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">techdisk<\/span><\/a><\/span> FOR THE... Wait, you have a taco phone?"}