{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Thursday, 06-Dec-12 11:53:47 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2152822","html":"So what makes "Rarity's emergency edible boots" in any way sterile, appetizing, appealing, comfortable, practical, or warranting of "emergency"?"}