{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-12 13:54:30 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2155680","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8447\" class=\"url\" title=\"Eric (formerly known as lovetolerateandsquee)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fortecadenza<\/span><\/a><\/span> No. Also I feel like a total jackass because I just stared while my friend called the police."}