{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Sunday, 09-Dec-12 18:05:37 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2160262","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"the Christmas Wraith\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Years ago I was informed by a friend that there was a porn version of Edward Scissorhands... but giving the title here would likely be a rules violation."}