{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Monday, 10-Dec-12 00:27:42 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2160827","html":"Oh, mind, could I please go to sleep without your mandatory "1000 painful ways to die" slideshow? Just one night without seeing my arms and fingers being cut off? :("}