{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Saturday, 25-Jun-11 04:44:54 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/216418","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1457\" class=\"url\" title=\"Greg\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">1greg1<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;But mom! What if I get stranded somewhere and I have to call for help? I can't do that with my watch!&quot;"}