{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-12 17:15:14 UTC","author_name":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/xeleanorxrigbyx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2165660","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Delicious Mexican Food\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> The only thing left to do is douse yourself in gasoline, light a match and jump out a window."}