{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Michael (throwio)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-12 00:57:30 UTC","author_name":"Michael (throwio)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/throwio","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2166647","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Shin Kanzato\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">anarchycarcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> You might not want to, bananas emit ionizing radiation, what he holds in his hand is a (arguably) lethal weapon."}