{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-12 15:59:32 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2168093","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"the Christmas Wraith\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Gherkin, it is perfectly possible, and not really hard, to kill a dog or any other house animal with a baseball bat. It's a stupid way to do it, and it can land you in jail or earn you a fine, but it is something @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5743\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonestocking<\/span><\/a><\/span> should be able to do without much difficulty."}