{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Thursday, 13-Dec-12 18:41:16 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2170699","html":"DEAR EVERYONE: I CAN ACCESS MORE WEBSITES THAN YOU CAN DO. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE MOST INTERNETS. THE GAME IS OVER, AND I WIN."}