{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Saturday, 15-Dec-12 03:06:46 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2173973","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7119\" class=\"url\" title=\"Firestorm\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">firestormdangerdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because that would be stupid."}