{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Techdisk (techdisk)'s status on Sunday, 16-Dec-12 07:02:07 UTC","author_name":"Techdisk (techdisk)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/techdisk","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2176524","html":"Well with 33% battery and it being 2:00, i am going directly to bread, not passing the butter, and not collecting two hundred toasters."}