{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Monday, 17-Dec-12 16:22:03 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2179164","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2959\" class=\"url\" title=\"Kaiba (formerly Ponydude)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">widget<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's all nice and dandy, but I don't trust myself with a gun, just like I don't trust myself with a knife."}