{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Monday, 17-Dec-12 22:48:46 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2179813","html":"I read the Bible cover to cover, and I think that I could shorten it to as little as 8 words; "and God said "Dude, don't be a dick.""}