{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-12 02:37:57 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2180249","html":"you ever spit on a lightbulb then have it blow up in your face and then have to explain how it happened and blame it on the ghetto lamp and then have to throw a lamp out? that's what just happened to me."}