{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Saturday, 25-Jun-11 21:00:45 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/218229","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1909\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ramieldash<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, blame the people who designed him for not giving him bats."}