{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"lol I died. (maui)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-12 22:46:16 UTC","author_name":"lol I died. (maui)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/maui","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2184089","html":"RT @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5743\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonestocking<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I ever apply for a job at a bakery, I'm going to list the reason as &quot;I kneed the dough.&quot;"}