{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"jack's status on Thursday, 20-Dec-12 17:25:14 UTC","author_name":"jack","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jack","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2186273","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"That wierd guy next door\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> ever been shot by a nail gun? trust me it hurts yesterday they shot me with a staple gun and dang that thing hurts like heck and they called me a wimp for say it hurts they shot me in the calf and it was hurting for the next hour and they tried shooting me 4 more times but i ran like forest gump they dont care what they do they just do it"}