{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 21-Dec-12 04:53:12 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2188024","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27742\" class=\"url\" title=\"Kayla Sternitzky\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">gingerroot<\/span><\/a><\/span> I think it'd be more efficient to apocalypse everything at once, when the final timezone hit the end of the world."}