{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Sunday, 23-Dec-12 12:35:40 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2193270","html":""A bug spawning me below the map, making me instantly die" is both on the list of "things that never happen" and "things that happened 3 times to me in the last 5 minutes"."}