{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hi (rainbowjayce)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-12 23:12:58 UTC","author_name":"Hi (rainbowjayce)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rainbowjayce","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2196361","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Captain James T. Awesome of The Intergalactic House of Waffles\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Once I got a happy meal and there were girl pony toys and when the guy said &quot;Boy or Girl toy?&quot; I told my mom &quot; Say girl! Say girl!&quot;. This is why she thinks i'm gay."}