{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toksyuryel (toksyuryel)'s status on Saturday, 29-Dec-12 16:04:45 UTC","author_name":"Toksyuryel (toksyuryel)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/toksyuryel","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2204601","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27390\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dominic Fandrey\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kamikaze<\/span><\/a><\/span> <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned not to offer myself as the sub in a master\/slave relationship to an uninterested dom. Next time I'll remember to offer myself to Rarity instead. Your faithful subject, Spike.<\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/spoiler\" rel=\"tag\">spoiler<\/a><\/span>"}