{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"celestiaforequestria (celestiaforequestria)'s status on Sunday, 30-Dec-12 02:46:32 UTC","author_name":"celestiaforequestria (celestiaforequestria)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/celestiaforequestria","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2206109","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> They might, but COULD they? If you used enough bubble wrap... hell no!"}