{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 30-Dec-12 15:05:33 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2206906","html":"Had a dream that my family's old house was under attack by Ghost Riders, and defended by Christmas elves. Also, some &quot;watch our polar bear eat a bunch of fish&quot; show actually featured a man in a polar bear SCUBA costume. In the middle of all this, somebody who I don't actually know in my waking life was supposed to be getting married. Then I ended up walking home through the Mexican part of town with a fat, old, racist redneck."}