{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Monday, 31-Dec-12 05:57:27 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2208440","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Shin Kanzato\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">anarchycarcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, see, if you want to get paid, you need boobs. And if you're the one who carries the boobs, your partner will be a muscular guy who'll spend a bunch of stages showing his naked, ripped torso. That's how it works. If you want to be the guy with a sexy female partner, you have to forget payment."}