{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jan-13 21:28:50 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2213147","html":"There's a point at the start of every Alice's Adventures in Wonderland adaptation that feels so much like a text adventure.  ">Drink the bottle.  You drink from the bottle and find yourself shrunken to the size of a dormouse.  Now you can fit through that door!  >Go through door.  You can't go through; you left the key on the table!  >Eat cake.  You grow to five times your regular size, banging your head on the ceiling."  etc. etc."}