{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Jan-13 12:50:51 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2214418","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/wtfdidijustread\" rel=\"tag\">wtf-did-i-just-read<\/a><\/span> &quot;Fluttershy Gets HIV&quot; I had problems with this one right off the bat. First of all, the &quot;H&quot; in &quot;HIV&quot; stands for &quot;human&quot;. Second of all, you don't &quot;catch&quot; HIV, at least not in the way the story describes (she kinda just... has it...). Don't read it. It was bad."}