{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Friday, 04-Jan-13 00:46:00 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2218047","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8198\" class=\"url\" title=\"Guiver\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">woona<\/span><\/a><\/span> Tell them it's either pink socks or you start shopping for underwear in the women's section."}