{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Friday, 04-Jan-13 00:51:52 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2218063","html":"My districts middle school students got busted for giving out drug laces chocolates. This proves my theory that 76% of my fellow classmates are stoners."}