{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 06-Jan-13 22:07:12 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2223294","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27390\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dominic Fandrey\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kamikaze<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wind Waker, bro. If my real sister was taken to a place called &quot;Foreskin Fortress&quot; I would not be on RDN."}