{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jan-13 13:48:16 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2226357","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26707\" class=\"url\" title=\"Montgomery William Richard Spee\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">unhipdruid<\/span><\/a><\/span> Also, try not to combust spontaneously. Which, even though it's been disproven, is still an official cause of death."}