{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:07:10 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2235259","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/wtfdidijustread\" rel=\"tag\">wtf-did-I-just-read<\/a><\/span> Ok, so right off the bat we are treated to some shtick about unicorns and pegasi. It's really well written and such. Obligatory sex joke. Kudos to @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8494\" class=\"url\" title=\"John H.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">crusader8<\/span><\/a><\/span> for writing this, it's already engaging."}