{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:09:45 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2235263","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/wtfdidijustread\" rel=\"tag\">wtf-did-i-just-read<\/a><\/span> \u201cMercy me, I don\u2019t think I could ever be \u2013 friends \u2013 with a common-hoof. No offense to the company present, of course.\u201d Oh, no, that's cool. Be a racist, I don't mind. Also, is there a real life term called &quot;common-hand&quot;? Never heard that before..."}