{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sir Chesterfield Buttington (wollap)'s status on Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:10:34 UTC","author_name":"Sir Chesterfield Buttington (wollap)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wollap","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2235268","html":"The reason people wear more clothes in winter and less in summer is because in the heat of the sun, sheep shrink to microscopic levels."}