{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sir Chesterfield Buttington (wollap)'s status on Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:28:11 UTC","author_name":"Sir Chesterfield Buttington (wollap)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wollap","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2235315","html":"Contrary to popular belief, beards are not a natural occurrence. All bearded people are part of a secret cult that utilizes witchcraft and voodoo to grow hair on their faces."}