{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 12-Jan-13 21:51:42 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2235441","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rodolfo Andrade Breves\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1369\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Ghost of Christmas Flavors\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">madflavors<\/span><\/a><\/span> Good news, Scootaloo!  Your #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/wordofgherkin\" rel=\"tag\">WordOfGherkin<\/a><\/span> is that you've been promoted from orphan.  The bad news is that you're the illegitimate result of a drunken evening following another Shy Ponies Anonymous meeting."}